有一天,一个传教士要渡河,
便乘坐一条小船.
路上,他问船夫:
"Do u know what is god?"
"me no know."
"Oh my god! U don know?
U have wasted 1/4 of ur life!"
船夫继续划船.
传教士又在问了:
"Do u know what is religion?"
"What lai de?"
"Unbelievable, u don know?
U have wasted 1/2 of ur life!"
船夫无语,继续划船.
传教士又在问了:
"Do u know what is Bible?"
"No."
"Huh... U have wasted 3/4 of ur life!"
突然,船破了个大洞.
河水已经渗进船里了.
船夫:
"U know swim?"
"Oh no! I don know how to swim."
"Ok. U are going to waste ur life."
哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!
1 条评论:
haha....this story got many version de o.....
I heard another version
"教授与船夫"
but seems like all the endings are similar....船夫 always won't die de although he wasted 3/4 of his life
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